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mylittlesniperrifleHello! My name is F.I.L.S.S.!
If you like to leave a message for the trainer designated as Epsilon, or as he prefers to be called, Church, then you have reached the correct inbox.
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As a word of caution, my trainer may or may not answer.
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Date: 2016-04-13 11:10 pm (UTC)Hey you make it to goldenrod yet
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Date: 2016-04-14 11:09 pm (UTC)with more scrapes and bruises, maybe a few burnskept him busy. Among other things.]Yes, been here a- Wait, you've never seen me without my armor on.
[Epsilon has no idea what the other Church looks like. God be damned if they looked just like twins.
Maybe Tucker's seen some strange, lanky white guy stumbling about town.]
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Date: 2016-04-19 12:28 am (UTC)[CHURCH YOU'RE NOT HUMAN BACK HOME.]
<span style="font-family:courier>If you want i can meet you somewhere and we can get shit sorted out. I know what carolina remembers last but we gotta figure you out i guess</span>
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Date: 2016-04-19 02:11 am (UTC)Remembers last? He does not like he sound of that at all.]
Somewhere they allow cats with abandonment issues is fine by me.
HECK.... MY HTML...
Date: 2016-04-22 03:16 am (UTC)IT HAPPENS
Date: 2016-04-22 03:56 am (UTC)Just send me the details. A map would be good, too.
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Date: 2016-04-22 04:05 am (UTC)Fine fine you big baby
[He sends over a picture of a little shopping center with some shops and a sit down area. Good a place as any until he can sort out what the fuck is happening with Epsilon-Church.]
Up on the north side, follow the big main street. hard to miss
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Date: 2016-04-22 04:17 am (UTC)[Which he will be. Along with a needy cat.
It takes a bit to get to the place, but hey, Epsilon makes it in one piece. He stops to take a look around, hoping he can spot his friend before he's-... Hopes he spots his friend because Tucker has no idea what he looks like.]
Tucker should be here. Somewhere.
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Date: 2016-04-25 01:12 am (UTC)Owowowow what the fuck do you want, what. [Oh it's... just climbing onto his lap.] Fucking christ you're worse than the sword.
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Date: 2016-04-25 02:48 am (UTC)At least it's not electrocuting you.
[Yet.
Hello there.]
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Date: 2016-04-25 04:02 pm (UTC)[Give him a second, he'll look up eventually and see the Very Human Version Of A Shitstain - and there it is. The look if mild confusion, then surprise.]
Glad you finally made it, jackass.
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Date: 2016-04-26 08:31 pm (UTC)He'll just roll his eyes before sitting down across from you now.]
It's not my fault they built this city to confuse the fucking tourists.
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Date: 2016-05-12 03:27 pm (UTC)[He gives the shinx a little idle pet on its head looking him over.]
Sooo...... Church.
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Date: 2016-05-12 08:12 pm (UTC)You said you talked with Carolina abut what she remembers. What the hell is tat supposed to mean? Don't tell me you're from some distant future, I'm dead, and the universe is on the edge of an intergalactic war.
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Date: 2016-05-13 04:33 pm (UTC)It was the first thing she asked me and there's some bullshit time shenanigans going on with the Freelancers, figured it'd be safe to ask.
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Date: 2016-05-14 05:39 pm (UTC)All this fucking different times crap is giving me a migraine. This place is a joke if it thinks that we'll just roll over and accept it.
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Date: 2016-04-19 02:10 pm (UTC)I thought I'd leave you a message because of the conversation we had the other day. Remember you were telling me about purple cats? I think I know what you're talking about now and I wanted to tell you that it really just wanted to be friends!
[She then attaches a selfie picture of her with her brand new espurr pokemon buddy.]
I'm sure if you wanted to be friends, one of them would like you too!
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Date: 2016-04-19 02:34 pm (UTC)As in a Glameow clinging to his leg like a baby. Just with claws.]
I got my own thank you very much.
[His is better.]
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Date: 2016-04-19 09:21 pm (UTC)And is it okay for your pokemon to hang on you like that? Does that...hurt?
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Date: 2016-04-20 01:45 am (UTC)I've gotten used to it.
[No he hasn't.]
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Date: 2016-04-20 03:33 am (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2016-04-22 02:53 am (UTC)Yes. Yes she would be. F.I.L.S.S. cares a lot. She would really tell Gigi to stop if it was painful.
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Date: 2016-04-25 02:45 am (UTC)[Say that five times fast.]
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Date: 2016-04-26 08:25 pm (UTC)Don't give her a big head.
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Date: 2016-04-28 02:15 am (UTC)[... he hasn't even thought about giving her treats. Gigi ate enough for the two of them... so that's.... enough?]
Don't think she has a mouth.
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Date: 2016-04-28 02:18 am (UTC)She can read this text right? How do I give you treats?
[For some reason, Mai is really intent on spoiling everybody's pokemon because they're all so adorable.]
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Date: 2016-04-29 02:01 pm (UTC)Gee. Good to know you can haunt me outside the gear.
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Date: 2016-04-30 01:22 pm (UTC)Your little pokemon are so sweet.
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Date: 2016-05-02 11:34 pm (UTC)Right.
Wait till you meet them in person.
[Not being snarky. Nope.]