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Video Log # 1 | Action
May. 2nd, 2016 04:21 pm[So the feed pops up, showing a Glameow batting a tennis ball around. The screen moves and shows the floor for a moment before righting itself again.]
Gigi, the ball's not for you.
[The person behind the gear whistles, holding the ball in front of the screen.]
Here, Rexy! Come here, girl. Wanna play with the ball?
[Enter an exited Tyrunt. She's wagging her tail, snapping her jaws a few times before the ball is thrown. Running off after it, the camera person sighs.]
I got a dinosaur thinking it'd be fucking amazing to own one. But look at this shit. She's like a gigantic, fur-less dog. All she does all day is slobber and chew on everything, roll over when I tell her to, and she can play dead pretty well. Someone tell this world's version of John Hammond he really fucked this one up.
[On screen the Tyrunt comes back, but not with a ball in her mouth... It's a terrified looking Spheal.]
Rexy! No! Put Pinball down! Bad girl! He's not a ball!
[The gear falls in such a way that the viewer can now watch as Epsilon is trying to gently pry open the jaws of his dinosaur to save the poor seal baby.
Whoever is in the Goldenrod vicinity... come help or laugh at him?]
Gigi, the ball's not for you.
[The person behind the gear whistles, holding the ball in front of the screen.]
Here, Rexy! Come here, girl. Wanna play with the ball?
[Enter an exited Tyrunt. She's wagging her tail, snapping her jaws a few times before the ball is thrown. Running off after it, the camera person sighs.]
I got a dinosaur thinking it'd be fucking amazing to own one. But look at this shit. She's like a gigantic, fur-less dog. All she does all day is slobber and chew on everything, roll over when I tell her to, and she can play dead pretty well. Someone tell this world's version of John Hammond he really fucked this one up.
[On screen the Tyrunt comes back, but not with a ball in her mouth... It's a terrified looking Spheal.]
Rexy! No! Put Pinball down! Bad girl! He's not a ball!
[The gear falls in such a way that the viewer can now watch as Epsilon is trying to gently pry open the jaws of his dinosaur to save the poor seal baby.
Whoever is in the Goldenrod vicinity... come help or laugh at him?]
Audio Log #1 | Action
Apr. 6th, 2016 08:30 pm[Audio]
[The feed kicks on, but the screen is dark. Seems this will be an sound only. Whoever turned it on has started it mid sentence.]
-come in! Seriously! Come in, Carolina!
[Doesn't sound happy. Epsilon isn't quite sure where he is, and a feminine snickering coming from his gear is making things worse.]
God dammit, just shut up for one moment! I'm trying to reach someone.... radio must be fried. Wait, since when have I needed a- you know what? Forget it. If this is another capture unit, at least it's not Blood Gulch this time.
[Have a few moments of whistling and general noises one would make while bored.]
Yep. This is great. Fuck this peace and quiet. [And the feed cuts out after this.]
[Action]
[Of course Epsilon is sure to take the sassy comm device. It won't shut up and it's his only clue as to where the hell he might be. The map app said something about New Bark Town, which he is going to assume is the place he just left behind. The trainers manual was a boring read, the red and white ball wound up being a bust (little did he know his little Porygon jumped ship into the gear), and now he was tired.
This was not how he had planned his day. Nope. He had tripped a few times and found out the hard way that this was indeed a fleshbag he was in, not his nice little AI or robot body.
Not to mention the music was pissing him off, that sleeping bag was going to be way too small, and why was there laundry soap? Was there enough to wash his armor? Might just have to find out the hard way...
Anyone who comes across this guy on Route 29 will be overhearing quite a swear fest. Very not PG.]
[The feed kicks on, but the screen is dark. Seems this will be an sound only. Whoever turned it on has started it mid sentence.]
-come in! Seriously! Come in, Carolina!
[Doesn't sound happy. Epsilon isn't quite sure where he is, and a feminine snickering coming from his gear is making things worse.]
God dammit, just shut up for one moment! I'm trying to reach someone.... radio must be fried. Wait, since when have I needed a- you know what? Forget it. If this is another capture unit, at least it's not Blood Gulch this time.
[Have a few moments of whistling and general noises one would make while bored.]
Yep. This is great. Fuck this peace and quiet. [And the feed cuts out after this.]
[Action]
[Of course Epsilon is sure to take the sassy comm device. It won't shut up and it's his only clue as to where the hell he might be. The map app said something about New Bark Town, which he is going to assume is the place he just left behind. The trainers manual was a boring read, the red and white ball wound up being a bust (little did he know his little Porygon jumped ship into the gear), and now he was tired.
This was not how he had planned his day. Nope. He had tripped a few times and found out the hard way that this was indeed a fleshbag he was in, not his nice little AI or robot body.
Not to mention the music was pissing him off, that sleeping bag was going to be way too small, and why was there laundry soap? Was there enough to wash his armor? Might just have to find out the hard way...
Anyone who comes across this guy on Route 29 will be overhearing quite a swear fest. Very not PG.]
Hello! My name is F.I.L.S.S.!
If you like to leave a message for the trainer designated as Epsilon, or as he prefers to be called, Church, then you have reached the correct inbox.
Please leave a message type of your choosing.
As a word of caution, my trainer may or may not answer.
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Feb. 15th, 2016 11:38 amCharacter
Name: Epsilon
Series: Red vs Blue
Timeline: End of season 10
Canon Resource Links: Here
Played By: Shane West
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Name: Epsilon
Series: Red vs Blue
Timeline: End of season 10
Canon Resource Links: Here
Played By: Shane West
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