May. 2nd, 2016

mylittlesniperrifle: (13)
[So the feed pops up, showing a Glameow batting a tennis ball around. The screen moves and shows the floor for a moment before righting itself again.]

Gigi, the ball's not for you.

[The person behind the gear whistles, holding the ball in front of the screen.]

Here, Rexy! Come here, girl. Wanna play with the ball?

[Enter an exited Tyrunt. She's wagging her tail, snapping her jaws a few times before the ball is thrown. Running off after it, the camera person sighs.]

I got a dinosaur thinking it'd be fucking amazing to own one. But look at this shit. She's like a gigantic, fur-less dog. All she does all day is slobber and chew on everything, roll over when I tell her to, and she can play dead pretty well. Someone tell this world's version of John Hammond he really fucked this one up.

[On screen the Tyrunt comes back, but not with a ball in her mouth... It's a terrified looking Spheal.]

Rexy! No! Put Pinball down! Bad girl! He's not a ball!

[The gear falls in such a way that the viewer can now watch as Epsilon is trying to gently pry open the jaws of his dinosaur to save the poor seal baby.

Whoever is in the Goldenrod vicinity... come help or laugh at him?]

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