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mylittlesniperrifle[Audio]
[The feed kicks on, but the screen is dark. Seems this will be an sound only. Whoever turned it on has started it mid sentence.]
-come in! Seriously! Come in, Carolina!
[Doesn't sound happy. Epsilon isn't quite sure where he is, and a feminine snickering coming from his gear is making things worse.]
God dammit, just shut up for one moment! I'm trying to reach someone.... radio must be fried. Wait, since when have I needed a- you know what? Forget it. If this is another capture unit, at least it's not Blood Gulch this time.
[Have a few moments of whistling and general noises one would make while bored.]
Yep. This is great. Fuck this peace and quiet. [And the feed cuts out after this.]
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[Of course Epsilon is sure to take the sassy comm device. It won't shut up and it's his only clue as to where the hell he might be. The map app said something about New Bark Town, which he is going to assume is the place he just left behind. The trainers manual was a boring read, the red and white ball wound up being a bust (little did he know his little Porygon jumped ship into the gear), and now he was tired.
This was not how he had planned his day. Nope. He had tripped a few times and found out the hard way that this was indeed a fleshbag he was in, not his nice little AI or robot body.
Not to mention the music was pissing him off, that sleeping bag was going to be way too small, and why was there laundry soap? Was there enough to wash his armor? Might just have to find out the hard way...
Anyone who comes across this guy on Route 29 will be overhearing quite a swear fest. Very not PG.]
[The feed kicks on, but the screen is dark. Seems this will be an sound only. Whoever turned it on has started it mid sentence.]
-come in! Seriously! Come in, Carolina!
[Doesn't sound happy. Epsilon isn't quite sure where he is, and a feminine snickering coming from his gear is making things worse.]
God dammit, just shut up for one moment! I'm trying to reach someone.... radio must be fried. Wait, since when have I needed a- you know what? Forget it. If this is another capture unit, at least it's not Blood Gulch this time.
[Have a few moments of whistling and general noises one would make while bored.]
Yep. This is great. Fuck this peace and quiet. [And the feed cuts out after this.]
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[Of course Epsilon is sure to take the sassy comm device. It won't shut up and it's his only clue as to where the hell he might be. The map app said something about New Bark Town, which he is going to assume is the place he just left behind. The trainers manual was a boring read, the red and white ball wound up being a bust (little did he know his little Porygon jumped ship into the gear), and now he was tired.
This was not how he had planned his day. Nope. He had tripped a few times and found out the hard way that this was indeed a fleshbag he was in, not his nice little AI or robot body.
Not to mention the music was pissing him off, that sleeping bag was going to be way too small, and why was there laundry soap? Was there enough to wash his armor? Might just have to find out the hard way...
Anyone who comes across this guy on Route 29 will be overhearing quite a swear fest. Very not PG.]
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Date: 2016-04-08 02:30 am (UTC)[Awful comparison.
Not that he knows what one actually tastes like...]
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Date: 2016-04-08 02:34 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2016-04-09 01:53 am (UTC)[Or in his case, defragmented. Dead is easier to comprehend for others.]
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Date: 2016-04-09 02:01 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2016-04-09 02:12 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2016-04-09 02:19 am (UTC)Being tortured, enduring long-lasting wounds that don't heal properly and only make you wish you died, watching everyone else die around you, being forgotten... just to name a few. I could go on.
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Date: 2016-04-09 02:22 am (UTC)No one wants to see their friends die. He's already lost Tex that way...]
Fucking point made.
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Date: 2016-04-09 02:30 am (UTC)Anyway, this place is much more pleasant than that. Kid-friendly, almost.
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Date: 2016-04-09 03:01 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2016-04-09 03:09 am (UTC)Though if you want an idea of how twisted this place can be while still being somehow child-friendly, use your Pokedex app to look up Yamask.
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Date: 2016-04-09 09:12 pm (UTC)Epsilon takes a moment to do just that.]
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF POKEMON IS THAT?!
[Oh god, no, please don't let him be one of those when he dies in this place.]
Why haven't people eradicated them?!
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Date: 2016-04-09 09:30 pm (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2016-04-09 09:37 pm (UTC)[Hmm... that might be a business to consider. Leonard L. Church, Exorcist.]
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Date: 2016-04-09 10:02 pm (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2016-04-09 10:56 pm (UTC)Don't want one. I'll stick to critters I can't put my hand through.
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Date: 2016-04-10 12:16 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2016-04-10 12:18 am (UTC)Fuck yeah.
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Date: 2016-04-10 12:43 am (UTC)