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mylittlesniperrifle[Audio]
[The feed kicks on, but the screen is dark. Seems this will be an sound only. Whoever turned it on has started it mid sentence.]
-come in! Seriously! Come in, Carolina!
[Doesn't sound happy. Epsilon isn't quite sure where he is, and a feminine snickering coming from his gear is making things worse.]
God dammit, just shut up for one moment! I'm trying to reach someone.... radio must be fried. Wait, since when have I needed a- you know what? Forget it. If this is another capture unit, at least it's not Blood Gulch this time.
[Have a few moments of whistling and general noises one would make while bored.]
Yep. This is great. Fuck this peace and quiet. [And the feed cuts out after this.]
[Action]
[Of course Epsilon is sure to take the sassy comm device. It won't shut up and it's his only clue as to where the hell he might be. The map app said something about New Bark Town, which he is going to assume is the place he just left behind. The trainers manual was a boring read, the red and white ball wound up being a bust (little did he know his little Porygon jumped ship into the gear), and now he was tired.
This was not how he had planned his day. Nope. He had tripped a few times and found out the hard way that this was indeed a fleshbag he was in, not his nice little AI or robot body.
Not to mention the music was pissing him off, that sleeping bag was going to be way too small, and why was there laundry soap? Was there enough to wash his armor? Might just have to find out the hard way...
Anyone who comes across this guy on Route 29 will be overhearing quite a swear fest. Very not PG.]
[The feed kicks on, but the screen is dark. Seems this will be an sound only. Whoever turned it on has started it mid sentence.]
-come in! Seriously! Come in, Carolina!
[Doesn't sound happy. Epsilon isn't quite sure where he is, and a feminine snickering coming from his gear is making things worse.]
God dammit, just shut up for one moment! I'm trying to reach someone.... radio must be fried. Wait, since when have I needed a- you know what? Forget it. If this is another capture unit, at least it's not Blood Gulch this time.
[Have a few moments of whistling and general noises one would make while bored.]
Yep. This is great. Fuck this peace and quiet. [And the feed cuts out after this.]
[Action]
[Of course Epsilon is sure to take the sassy comm device. It won't shut up and it's his only clue as to where the hell he might be. The map app said something about New Bark Town, which he is going to assume is the place he just left behind. The trainers manual was a boring read, the red and white ball wound up being a bust (little did he know his little Porygon jumped ship into the gear), and now he was tired.
This was not how he had planned his day. Nope. He had tripped a few times and found out the hard way that this was indeed a fleshbag he was in, not his nice little AI or robot body.
Not to mention the music was pissing him off, that sleeping bag was going to be way too small, and why was there laundry soap? Was there enough to wash his armor? Might just have to find out the hard way...
Anyone who comes across this guy on Route 29 will be overhearing quite a swear fest. Very not PG.]
[video]
Date: 2016-04-07 11:10 pm (UTC)[That looks like it's news to her.
Also rude, she might look young but she's a teenager.]
Pokemon can learn moves to blow themselves up kinda? And it never makes sense why people are brought here, we don't know so we just make do.
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 12:20 am (UTC)[You're short. You look like a little girl. Kid you are.]
Hmm... I don't know that much about the game, but blowing up sounds about right. I need to get one of those motherfucking T-Rex's.
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 12:25 am (UTC)[Adults are weird.]
You mean Tyrunt? [Though her Pokemon that peeks into the feed is much larger than that.] You can call Riku and get one from him, but you'd have to pay for it. They don't explode as far as I know. [If that's a detracting factor or something.]
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 12:39 am (UTC)[Or in Tex's case, how easily she could kill you.]
Wait, so I can't just find one running around in the wild like those old games? [Everything explodes into stardust eventually.]
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 12:49 am (UTC)Don't confuse the Replica with weird gender binary traditions!]
No, Tyrunt are extinct, so they have to be resurrected from fossils. The people that got them when the initial swarm happened have been breeding them since that time.
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 12:56 am (UTC)Women are stronger.Color him amazed.]
That sounds like some Jurassic Park level shit. I mean, that swarm sounds like all the containment barriers went down, people get eaten, park gets shut down, and the T-Rex is the fucking king of the jungle once more.
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 01:01 am (UTC)[Literal-thinking killjoy.]
They came over from another region? So maybe they were migrating for some reason. There was another Pokemon that came alone with it, a long-necked one that's kind of icy.
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 01:03 am (UTC)[Really. Should he be talking to her like this? Who the fuck knows.]
So you're saying you've got T-Rex's and brachio-ice-saurus' here? That's fucking awesome.
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 01:22 am (UTC)Yeah? Um...there's others, too, fossil Pokemon. Let me get some pictures.
[ATTCH: aerodactyl.png
cranidos.png
kabutops.png]
More than that, you can probably find all of their names in a book or something.
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 01:31 am (UTC)[!!!!]
How big is that praying mantis thing?!
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 01:34 am (UTC)[So she attaches another picture.]
It gets bigger. Um, as for Kabutops it's a little over four feet tall?
[video]
Date: 2016-04-08 02:19 am (UTC)[Now he wants some hard-boiled eggs. He knows "he's" eaten them, but Epsilon still wants to try them himself.]
The cracked egg gets bigger? Bigger than the mantis?